"Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting" and a little "T'ai chi ch'uan"

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part..."

Carl Douglas "Kung Fu Fighting"

And after a little Kung Fu you need a little Tai Chi to get you back aligned...